The Devil Dogs of We Are Not The USMC is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.567 billion We Are Not The USMCians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant We Are Not The USMCian economy, worth 70.6 trillion Intels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 4,846 Intels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. We Are Not The USMC's national animal is the Drone, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

We Are Not The USMC is ranked 78,975^th in the world and 28^th in Devide by Zero for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.