The Waskarian buddy of Waskarinia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Bitliskhan Irshud with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.335 billion Waskarinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waskaropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Waskarinian economy, worth 720 trillion Waskar lovements a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 113,679 Waskar lovements, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,004 per year while the poor average 5,127, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Bitliskhan Irshud has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, Bitliskhan Irshud is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Waskarinia's national animal is the Waskarian black tailed birdie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Waskarinia is ranked 2,318^th in the world and 1^st in Western True Waskaria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,964.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.