Population | 18.368 billion |
Capital | Masteria |
Faith | Warzone Sitting |
Currency | Freedom |
Animal | Warzonia |
The Republic of Warzone Master Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.368 billion Warzone Master Manians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masteria. The average income tax rate is 89.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Warzone Master Manian economy, worth a remarkable 4,789 trillion Freedoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,727 Freedoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, only the brainiest citizens become academics, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature, and residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzone Master Man's national animal is the Warzonia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Warzone Sitting.
Warzone Master Man is ranked 79,344th in the world and 4th in Warzone Europe for Most Stationary, with 609.68140147032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
- : Warzone Master Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, third world countries are rich in "I Love Masteria" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, spies caught in Warzone Master Man are never heard from again.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
- : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.