Most Ignorant Citizens: 309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 360th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We shall overcome all
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Warzone Master Man

Population18.368 billion

CapitalMasteria
FaithWarzone Sitting

CurrencyFreedom
AnimalWarzonia

The Republic of Warzone Master Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.368 billion Warzone Master Manians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masteria. The average income tax rate is 89.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Warzone Master Manian economy, worth a remarkable 4,789 trillion Freedoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,727 Freedoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, only the brainiest citizens become academics, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature, and residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzone Master Man's national animal is the Warzonia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Warzone Sitting.

Warzone Master Man is ranked 79,344th in the world and 4th in Warzone Europe for Most Stationary, with 609.68140147032 days.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 360thLargest Black Market: 626thMost Corrupt Governments: 780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 833rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,341stMost Avoided: 1,400thFattest Citizens: 1,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,898thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,063rdHighest Economic Output: 3,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,908thHighest Average Incomes: 4,689thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,818thMost Efficient Economies: 4,957thMost Primitive: 5,039thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,554thLargest Governments: 8,601stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,198thNudest: 11,531stMost Authoritarian: 12,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,235thMost Devout: 13,521stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,187thLargest Populations: 18,998thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,712thMost Patriotic: 24,568th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Warzone Master Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, third world countries are rich in "I Love Masteria" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, spies caught in Warzone Master Man are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzone Master Man, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.

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