
| Population | 23.778 billion |
| Capital | Masteria |
| Faith | Warzone Sitting |
| Currency | Freedom |
| Animal | Warzonia |
The Republic of Warzone Master Man is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.778 billion Warzone Master Manians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masteria. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Warzone Master Manian economy, worth a remarkable 6,806 trillion Freedoms a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 286,272 Freedoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzone Master Man's national animal is the Warzonia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Warzone Sitting.
Warzone Master Man is ranked 332,157th in the world and 7th in Warzone Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Warzone Master Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Warzone Master Man, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
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Warzone Master Man, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
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Warzone Master Man, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
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Warzone Master Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Warzone Master Man, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
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Warzone Master Man, the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution.
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Warzone Master Man was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Warzone Master Man, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
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Warzone Master Man, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.






































