The Empire of Warzone Airspace Watcher is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.518 billion Warzone Airspace Watcherians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Observatory. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warzone Airspace Watcherian economy, worth a remarkable 3,850 trillion Latinums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,951 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is a leading supplier of mercenaries for foreign armies, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzone Airspace Watcher's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Peace.

Warzone Airspace Watcher is ranked 103,955^th in the world and 8^th in Warzone Airspace for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.4 law-abiding acts per hour.