The Juggernaught War State of Warson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.374 billion Wariors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Warsonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,155 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 484,976 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,542,314 per year while the poor average 4,365, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, you can't spell society without CIS, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warson's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warson is ranked 294,120^th in the world and 7,253^rd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.06 average smiles per day.