The Allied States of Warship Enterprise is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.064 billion Warship Enterpriseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.
The strong Warship Enterprisean economy, worth 260 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,393 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, there is no rest for the widowed, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Warship Enterprise's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Warship Enterprise is ranked 160,442nd in the world and 1st in Eagle Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 51,393.21 Standard Monetary Units.


National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Warship Enterprise, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, there is no rest for the widowed.
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
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Warship Enterprise, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Warship Enterprise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, the Warship Enterprise City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in
Warship Enterprise, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
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Warship Enterprise was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
