The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 76 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.353 billion Warrior of Utopia 76ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The thriving Warrior of Utopia 76ian economy, worth 138 trillion Monetary Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,574 Monetary Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,733 per year while the poor average 6,957, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, only those who apply can study applied maths, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 76's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warrior of Utopia 76's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 76 is ranked 25,395^th in the world and 197^th in eta for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.