The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 563 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.233 billion Warrior of Utopia 563ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Warrior of Utopia 563ian economy, worth 82.7 trillion Endoes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,021 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 563's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Warrior of Utopia 563 is ranked 197,127^th in the world and 3,732^nd in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,231.15 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.