The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 56 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.381 billion Warrior of Utopia 56ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The powerhouse Warrior of Utopia 56ian economy, worth 149 trillion Monetary Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,743 Monetary Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,640 per year while the poor average 11,059, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 56's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Warrior of Utopia 56's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 56 is ranked 55,574^th in the world and 593^rd in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.