The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 55 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.275 billion Warrior of Utopia 55ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Warrior of Utopia 55ian economy, worth 123 trillion Monetary Units a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 54,209 Monetary Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,488 per year while the poor average 15,170, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 55's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 55's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 55 is ranked 204,572^nd in the world and 3,516^th in eta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.46 law-abiding acts per hour.