The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 45 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.045 billion Warrior of Utopia 45ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The strong Warrior of Utopia 45ian economy, worth 205 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,818 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,717 per year while the poor average 4,680, a ratio of 59.8 to 1.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, not even adulthood can save you from truant officers, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Warrior of Utopia 45's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warrior of Utopia 45 is ranked 148,331^st in the world and 2,182^nd in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 432.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.