The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 23 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.624 billion Warrior of Utopia 23ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Warrior of Utopia 23ian economy, worth 242 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,063 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 23's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warrior of Utopia 23 is ranked 290,795^th in the world and 5,459^th in eta for Smartest Citizens, with 12.75 quips per hour.