The Republic of WarrantCard is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by WJ with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.403 billion WarrantCardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhenghua. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient WarrantCardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,566 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, Zhenghua consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WarrantCard's national animal is the raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WarrantCard is ranked 47,117^th in the world and 5^th in Singapore for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.