The Protectorate of Warmerse is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1 billion Warmerseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Warmersean economy, worth 85.9 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,870 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warmersean politicians are often described as having more style than substance, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warmerse's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warmerse is ranked 52,031^st in the world and 2,824^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 677.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.