The Republic of Warls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 30.144 billion Warlsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Warlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,946 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, the government is seen to favor Catholics, voting is compulsory, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warls's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warls is ranked 142,742^nd in the world and 13^th in A Liberal Haven for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.78 years.