The Red River Warriors of Warhorse is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.764 billion Red Horsemen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warhorse City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The all-consuming Red Horseman economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,932 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,027 per year while the poor average 4,893, a ratio of 54.6 to 1.

Commander has just been declared ruler of Warhorse in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, and Commander is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Warhorse has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Warhorse's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warhorse is ranked 235,209^th in the world and 5^th in Manitoba for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.