The Republic of Warden Commander is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.183 billion Warden Commanderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Warden Commanderian economy, worth 53.6 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,664 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warden Commander's national animal is the Rats.

Warden Commander is ranked 168,137^th in the world and 1^st in The Order of the Gray Wardens for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 228.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.