The Grand Duchy of War Protocol Fortress is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 5.146 billion War Protocol Fortressians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The War Protocol Fortressian economy, worth 190 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,850 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Protocol Fortress's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

War Protocol Fortress is ranked 166,422^nd in the world and 2^nd in Jatkosota High School for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.