The Military Animality of War Pigs is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 20.241 billion War Pigsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of War Pigs City. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The all-consuming War Pigsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,633 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,724 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Pigs's national animal is the war pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

War Pigs is ranked 201,739^th in the world and 2^nd in Assassins for Smartest Citizens, with 24.46 quips per hour.