The Dictatorship of War is Peace is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.226 billion War is Peaceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient War is Peacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,382 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War is Peace's national animal is the Watcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

War is Peace is ranked 183,998^th in the world and 2^nd in 1984 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.