The Nomadic Peoples of Wandering Wizard is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 18.483 billion Wandering Wizards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wandering Wizardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,753 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandering Wizard's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysticism.

Wandering Wizard is ranked 19,191^st in the world and 1^st in Margaritaville for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,434.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.