
| Population | 29.249 billion |
| Capital | Sydney |
| Leader | Boomer |
| Faith | Goth |
| Currency | Yak |
| Animal | Marsupial |
The Navigators of Wandering Marsupials is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boomer with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 29.249 billion Wandering Marsupialsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Wandering Marsupialsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion Yaks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,818 Yaks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 549,417 per year while the poor average 16,633, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.
Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, the government spares every expense for national defence, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandering Marsupials's national animal is the Marsupial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goth.
Wandering Marsupials is ranked 42,912th in the world and 13th in One big Island for Highest Average Incomes, with 121,818.95 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wandering Marsupials was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Wandering Marsupials was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Wandering Marsupials, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
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Wandering Marsupials, the government spares every expense for national defence.
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Wandering Marsupials, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
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Wandering Marsupials, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
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Wandering Marsupials, waste collection professionals have been canned.
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Wandering Marsupials was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Wandering Marsupials was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Wandering Marsupials changed its national capital to "Sydney".

































