The Bridal Empire of Waluigi Prime is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.523 billion Waluigi Primeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Waluigi Primean economy, worth 455 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,448 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,473 per year while the poor average 11,127, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Waluigi Prime's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Waluigi Prime is ranked 87,913^th in the world and 1^st in Waluigi for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.