The Pharaoh of Walloping Cataract is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 19.354 billion Walloping Cataractians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Walloping Cataractian economy, worth 178 trillion Contact Lenses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,218 Contact Lenses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloping Cataract's national animal is the Elderly.

Walloping Cataract is ranked 311,510^th in the world and 2^nd in Islamic Republics of Iran for Highest Average Incomes, with 9,218.56 Standard Monetary Units.