The Republic of Wallach LXXVI is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 606 million Wallach LXXVIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The thriving Wallach LXXVIian economy, worth 47.5 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,377 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Wallach LXXVI City Airport's endless art maze, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the roundel of the Wallach LXXVIian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallach LXXVI's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wallach LXXVI is ranked 60,823^rd in the world and 27^th in Wallach for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,689.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.