The Republic of Wall of Cake 70 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.19 billion Wall of Cake 70ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The Wall of Cake 70ian economy, worth 54.1 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,501 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 70's national animal is the wall.

Wall of Cake 70 is ranked 248,255^th in the world and 1^st in The cape for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.