The Commonwealth of Waletopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Da People with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.338 billion Waletopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Waletopian economy, worth 66.2 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 28,297 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waletopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Da Greater Good.

Waletopia is ranked 84,775^th in the world and 16^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Governments, scoring 18.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.