The Republic of Wale Well is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.656 billion Wale Wellians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Wale Wellian economy, worth 737 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,115 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,666 per year while the poor average 2,953, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wale Well's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wale Well is ranked 270,314^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Front for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 447.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.