The Imperial Crownlands of Walbardia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Carlisle I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.769 billion Walbardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walbard City. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The strong Walbardian economy, worth 288 trillion Walbardian Viras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,419 Walbardian Viras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Walbardia, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is well under control. Walbardia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agrigan.

Walbardia is ranked 191,384^th in the world and 3^rd in Monarchist Solidarity League for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 148.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.