The Surfer's Heaven of Waaaavy is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.788 billion Waaaavyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Waaaavyian economy, worth 353 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,133 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waaaavy's national animal is the dolphin.

Waaaavy is ranked 114,552^nd in the world and 2^nd in Tropicana for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.