The Socialist Communalist People of Vzcomm is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 629 million SCPRoVzs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 新风山. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The powerhouse SCPRoVz economy, worth 60.4 trillion VZD Internationals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,103 VZD Internationals, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, torture is illegal, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vzcomm's national animal is the AK-47 Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vzcomm is ranked 291,363^rd in the world and 4^th in Vuizcomm for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.