The Vzcomm's Vassal Federation of Vxphong is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 540 million Vxphongians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 新风山. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The strong Vxphongian economy, worth 36.1 trillion Cyber Dong a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,848 Cyber Dong, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, and diaper sales are up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vxphong's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vxphong is ranked 253,635^th in the world and 316^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.