The Republic of Vuwhaolor is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.573 billion Vuwhaolorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vuwhaolorian economy, worth 195 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,623 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime is relatively low. Vuwhaolor's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vuwhaolor is ranked 176,120^th in the world and 5^th in Rocket full of dogs for Smartest Citizens, with 26.67 quips per hour.