The Republic of Vuitton is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.097 billion Vuittoniens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gray. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vuittonian economy, worth 475 trillion pieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,079 pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the Vuittonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vuitton's national animal is the kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vuitton is ranked 51,369^th in the world and 15^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,576.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.