The Community of VSimps United is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 858 million V Simps are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Visbon. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The thriving V Simp economy, worth 73.5 trillion Veuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,608 Veuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the nation has nearly as many history museums as V Simps, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Visbon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VSimps United's national animal is the Cat.

VSimps United is ranked 110,601^st in the world and 9^th in The Glitches for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.48 law-abiding acts per hour.