Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,112th
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Vorwaerts

Population676 million

CurrencyMMT
AnimalGoat

The Community of Vorwaerts is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 676 million Vorwaertsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vorwaertsian economy, worth 87.2 trillion MMTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,996 MMTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons in Vorwaerts are the summer homes of murderers, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vorwaerts's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vorwaerts is ranked 11,527th in the world and 4th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 637thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,112thMost Pacifist: 5,409thNicest Citizens: 6,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,194thMost Inclusive: 7,675thMost Accessible: 7,691stHighest Food Quality: 8,509thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,296thMost Cultured: 11,527thMost Secular: 13,299thBest Weather: 13,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,859thMost Developed: 15,308thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,355thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,588thNudest: 15,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,041stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,338thSmartest Citizens: 20,955thHealthiest Citizens: 22,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 29,046thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,938th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, prisons in Vorwaerts are the summer homes of murderers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Vorwaerts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Vorwaerts, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.

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