The Community of Volkovn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kamchatka Proudmoore with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.07 billion Volkovnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morosk. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkovnian economy, worth 226 trillion chelyuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,505 chelyuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, torture is illegal, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volkovn's national animal is the arctic wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Winterism.

Volkovn is ranked 3,552^nd in the world and 2^nd in Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 93.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.