The Republic of Volcasaurus is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.85 billion Volcasaurusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Volcasaurusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,416 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcasaurus's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volcasaurus is ranked 131,097^th in the world and 445^th in Suspicious for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.81 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.