The Kingdom of Vohrinia is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 301 million Vohrinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The very strong Vohrinian economy, worth 19.4 trillion Vohrinian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,316 Vohrinian Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vohrinia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Vohrinia is ranked 238,021^st in the world and 27^th in The Ricefa for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.