The Empire of Vnpxn is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 326 million Vnpxnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The thriving Vnpxnian economy, worth 19.5 trillion Dollar Dong a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,931 Dollar Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, untold millions of Dollar Dong are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vnpxn's national animal is the Dragon-Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Vnpxn is ranked 2,809^th in the world and 154^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,618.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.