Most Authoritarian: 4,219thMost Conservative: 9,082ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,002nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Putin on the ritz
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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VladimirPutin

Population16.41 billion

CapitalRussia
LeaderNatalia Poklonskaya
FaithCommunism

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Republic of VladimirPutin is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Natalia Poklonskaya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.41 billion VladimirPutinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Russia. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish VladimirPutinian economy, worth 440 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 26,819 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Natalia Poklonskaya has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VladimirPutin's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

VladimirPutin is ranked 19,287th in the world and 125th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,609.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,219thMost Conservative: 9,082ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,002ndTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,287thMost Income Equality: 22,221stLargest Populations: 25,114thMost Extreme: 28,666th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 41st in the regionMost Extreme: 49th in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 118th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 125th in the region

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  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : VladimirPutin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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