The Democratic People's Republic of Vixi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.73 billion Vixenes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singidunum. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vicinian economy, worth 859 trillion Vicinian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,614 Vicinian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vixi's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vixi is ranked 10,356^th in the world and 2^nd in MJT for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.9 law-abiding acts per hour.