The Syndical Cooperative Kingdom of Vithinja is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.861 billion Vithinjans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralkernsville. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vithinjan economy, worth 290 trillion Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,463 Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kitties are considered a delicacy, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and government election advice reads like a restaurant menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vithinja's national animal is the Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vithinja is ranked 52,430^th in the world and 3^rd in IxWiki for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,889.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.