The Knight of Vitannia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Anya li Vitannia with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 32.049 billion Vitannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaeta Numuerta. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vitannian economy, worth a remarkable 3,678 trillion Valas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,785 Valas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Vitannia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitannia's national animal is the Scissor-tailed Flycatcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Vitannia is ranked 184,001^st in the world and 3^rd in The Alliance of Queens for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.