The Harmonious Commonwealth of Vitaela is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Micah Evander with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 7.006 billion Vitaelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alma. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vitaelan economy, worth 832 trillion vyats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,814 vyats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, bug burgers are extra crunchy, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and security reviews double as political propaganda. Crime is totally unknown. Vitaela's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vitaela is ranked 9,982^nd in the world and 507^th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 64.36 on the Kitten Softness Rating.