The Kingdom of Vilvia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 663 million Vilvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cancun. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vilvian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Vilvids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,099 Vilvids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilvia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vilvia is ranked 32,752^nd in the world and 7^th in The Ricefa for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.