The Colony of Vilank is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 6.066 billion Vilankians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Vilankian economy, worth 270 trillion Rins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,632 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, people caught mistreating Vilank's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Vilank in search of Forest Turtles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilank's national animal is the Forest Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vilank is ranked 72,617^th in the world and 3,688^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.59 law-abiding acts per hour.