| Population | 7.093 billion |
| Capital | Vienha |
| Leader | National Assembly of Vietlao |
| Currency | United Dong |
| Animal | elephant |
The United Socialist States of Vietlao is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by National Assembly of Vietlao with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.093 billion Vietlaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienha. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vietlaoan economy, worth 963 trillion United Dong a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,800 United Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has spread itself thin, National Assembly of Vietlao's support among single young men has drooped slightly, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vietlao's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Vietlao is ranked 13,091st in the world and 6th in The Maoist Communist Party for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,503.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vietlao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, National Assembly of Vietlao's support among single young men has drooped slightly.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, the government has spread itself thin.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in
Vietlao, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.








































