The Figure Skaters of Victuuri- is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Yurio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.908 billion Victuuri-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Victuuri-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion yen a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,627 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the price of peace is endless surveillance, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victuuri-'s national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Victuuri- is ranked 178,732^nd in the world and 9^th in Temporary Home for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 367.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.