The Winning Kingdom of Victory Valley is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Victor the Triumphant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.128 billion Victory Valleyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Triumph. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Victory Valleyian economy, worth 166 trillion prizes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,071 prizes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, anti-government web sites are springing up, and anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victory Valley's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Winning.

Victory Valley is ranked 97,955^th in the world and 8^th in Out Of Left Field for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.